Jun 30, 2004
Jun 29, 2004
Jun 28, 2004
Persian Readers only !!
just one day after posting "English Bus" here I wsaw this on the rear window of an Iranian Paykan-typed in Latin Letters ofcourse-
YABABABOZORG
YABABABOZORG
Jun 27, 2004
Books and Lives
Revolution
War
Bombs
Martyrs
Tragedy
Red Alert
Shelter
Missile
...and much more
why are our lives containing everything you may think just in books you can find ?
- because we are living in 3rd world!
- oh Thanks SJ !
War
Bombs
Martyrs
Tragedy
Red Alert
Shelter
Missile
...and much more
why are our lives containing everything you may think just in books you can find ?
- because we are living in 3rd world!
- oh Thanks SJ !
Jun 26, 2004
Just for you!
You who have nothing else than reading my blog.
Here's some suitable fun Designed just for you to waste your time a better way.
Compose Expressions with the Following Phrase, ofcourse you've read it somewhere before!!!
FUCK POP UP
Examples:
Fuck the pop up
Fuck the pop up
Fuck up the pop
and...
Best Expression may win a good fuck and I'm NOT Responsible for the meaning you may get!
Here's some suitable fun Designed just for you to waste your time a better way.
Compose Expressions with the Following Phrase, ofcourse you've read it somewhere before!!!
FUCK POP UP
Examples:
Fuck the pop up
Fuck the pop up
Fuck up the pop
and...
Best Expression may win a good fuck and I'm NOT Responsible for the meaning you may get!
Fuck Pop...
- "?!@*" Art?
- "?!@*" Corn?
- "?!@*" Music?
- "?!@*" khanandeye!!!!?
- "?!@*" ...ularity?
- "?!@*" ...ulists?
- UP!
- "?!@*" Corn?
- "?!@*" Music?
- "?!@*" khanandeye!!!!?
- "?!@*" ...ularity?
- "?!@*" ...ulists?
- UP!
I'm not useless ! ;)
I can finally see my blogs has been useful someway.
anyway babak is around with "New Look, Same Great Taste"!!!
Goodluck !
anyway babak is around with "New Look, Same Great Taste"!!!
Goodluck !
Jun 24, 2004
Jun 22, 2004
Passion of Christ
you know I don't think it was a religious Movie and it was the way I liked that.
I don't care it's true coz' it's been just as in the Bible.
I think it was true as it was showing Humanity Crossifed by Religion.
I don't care it's true coz' it's been just as in the Bible.
I think it was true as it was showing Humanity Crossifed by Religion.
knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door...
- who the Hell is that ?
- I heard there's a party around!?
- Go to Hell and leave me alone!
- thank God!
- I heard there's a party around!?
- Go to Hell and leave me alone!
- thank God!
Jun 19, 2004
Designer's Trick (Harmful for my customers, Never risk reading)
Never forget to leave a CLEAR MISTAKE (mistyping is recommended) in your design when you're sending it for the customer, this way your design will remain the way you like it and they will just warn you about the Mistake.
Good Luck ! ;)
Good Luck ! ;)
Googleized
Hey, Seems we're getting googleized, Search, Mail, Blog, Friends, where's the food please ?
Deputy Manager's Office or Where the colors mean Design
Him : U know , I know He won't Like this one. Once I heard he Liked a Green Bochure so much and yours is Blue, Don't u think we can make a better design to satisfy him?
Me : yes, ofcourse I'll send you some more designs [fuck you! you just take this to him please!]
Me : yes, ofcourse I'll send you some more designs [fuck you! you just take this to him please!]
Evil Gates!
a friend told me he's sent a gmail invitation to my hotmail inbox
and right now I can't login !
and right now I can't login !
Measuring Jokes!
I was reading about a system developed to measure how funny a joke is!
I remembered what Mr. Keating - oh Captain,My Captain-was saying about measuring poetry.
Dead poets Society or this one
I remembered what Mr. Keating - oh Captain,My Captain-was saying about measuring poetry.
Dead poets Society or this one
Jun 18, 2004
Customer's Language -the Designer's Version-
Lesson 1: "Ofcourse you've got better Ideas" Means I want to fuck up the Logo you've designed
Lesson 2: "You know it's just for the start we've got much to do together" Means you should not think of any money here
Lesson 3: "what if it was Green here ?" Means Forget about all you've done and simply do what I say.
Lesson 4: "Good, It's about 50 percent what I want" Means I'm a kind Boss.
To be Continued ...
Lesson 2: "You know it's just for the start we've got much to do together" Means you should not think of any money here
Lesson 3: "what if it was Green here ?" Means Forget about all you've done and simply do what I say.
Lesson 4: "Good, It's about 50 percent what I want" Means I'm a kind Boss.
To be Continued ...
Jun 17, 2004
Jun 16, 2004
Attractions of Orkut
orkut.com
it's surprisingly Attractive, I suggest you try it yourself.
and my friends please find me there ;)
See you
it's surprisingly Attractive, I suggest you try it yourself.
and my friends please find me there ;)
See you
Jun 15, 2004
Woody Allen Misthinkins
A book by Him Named Without Feathers Is Published By Mahriz Publishing,
It's Great, Find it.
It's Great, Find it.
Jun 14, 2004
Jun 13, 2004
BRAIN
Some Brains don't work.
and some don't work much.
and some work so much and it's where you should look at the owner.
anyways, once again an Analyst's Brain has worked too much and has Found Orkut is an American site to get information on Iranian Genius Students Like me! ;)
The article is here:
The Article about Orkut In Farsi
and some don't work much.
and some work so much and it's where you should look at the owner.
anyways, once again an Analyst's Brain has worked too much and has Found Orkut is an American site to get information on Iranian Genius Students Like me! ;)
The article is here:
Options
If you are to choose between "Aeroplane" and "Railway"
you should choose "railway"
The Supreme Leader
Options:
A)"Airways" Or "Train"
B)"Railway" or "Camel"
C)"Chaloos" or "Bus"
Ask The Leader to get the right Option.
you should choose "railway"
The Supreme Leader
Options:
A)"Airways" Or "Train"
B)"Railway" or "Camel"
C)"Chaloos" or "Bus"
Ask The Leader to get the right Option.
SEXY
Once there were just sexy girls
now we've got sexy Cars, Sexy Houses, Sexy Colors, Sexy Ideas and much more...
hey , how about a sexy God?
now we've got sexy Cars, Sexy Houses, Sexy Colors, Sexy Ideas and much more...
hey , how about a sexy God?
Jun 12, 2004
Turkeys
A male Turkey asks a Female Turkey "Is it Acceptable?"
and the Female Turkey Replies "it is not acceptable".
.....
and the Female Turkey Replies "it is not acceptable".
.....
Poems Everybody !
Have
I already smoked
All the cigars I should
Have
I already found
Enough dreams I can
Lose
Your heart and wait
For what I do
Lose
Your last sign of me
When I’m just gonna
Hide
Your tears
And don’t let me know you
Hide
Your love
And don’t let me
Get
What you always
Wanted to
Get
I already smoked
All the cigars I should
Have
I already found
Enough dreams I can
Lose
Your heart and wait
For what I do
Lose
Your last sign of me
When I’m just gonna
Hide
Your tears
And don’t let me know you
Hide
Your love
And don’t let me
Get
What you always
Wanted to
Get
NAME AND FAME (Part I )
Bertrand Bertrand
Merlin Monroe
Charles Chaplin
Tim Burton
Jim Jarmusch
Zinedin Zidan
Jeanne d'Arc
Nicole Kidman
Ernesto Che Guevara
Sean kanry
Alen Delon
Calvin Klein
To be continued ...
Merlin Monroe
Charles Chaplin
Tim Burton
Jim Jarmusch
Zinedin Zidan
Jeanne d'Arc
Nicole Kidman
Ernesto Che Guevara
Sean kanry
Alen Delon
Calvin Klein
To be continued ...
Jun 11, 2004
Adam and Eve and the Rest
Once Upon a time in Hell they dreamed Heaven,
and after years of dreaming they could forget where they were,
and sentenced some to Hell
and after years of dreaming they could forget where they were,
and sentenced some to Hell
SMOKE
When I smoke, my cigarette smokes.
as I'm Smoking my cigarette then why or who is my cigarette smoking ?
as I'm Smoking my cigarette then why or who is my cigarette smoking ?
Jun 10, 2004
Welcome to the Hotel California !
Don't really like to disappoint you,
But it was the "Andy Version", Sorry !
But it was the "Andy Version", Sorry !
Cinderella
Mirrors have not been so usual when Cinderella was being shaped I think.
who may think of how they affect our self confidence these days ?
who may think of how they affect our self confidence these days ?
Fidel says about che !
Something funny Castro had said speaking about Che.
the translation had destroyed it I guessed what the original text has been.
He said our enemies had make jokes about Che while he was with us as the Head of our Econimics minitry. the joke was:
an advertisement was publishe as "ECONOMIST NEEDED" and che thought they said "A Communist Needed" and he got the job !
nothing...just remembered that when I typed a Typist neede ! ;)
the translation had destroyed it I guessed what the original text has been.
He said our enemies had make jokes about Che while he was with us as the Head of our Econimics minitry. the joke was:
an advertisement was publishe as "ECONOMIST NEEDED" and che thought they said "A Communist Needed" and he got the job !
nothing...just remembered that when I typed a Typist neede ! ;)
Comments...
Just now I can find what the attraction of blogging is ,
you know since I left my first word here I've always come back to find a second word not mine !
you know since I left my first word here I've always come back to find a second word not mine !
Jun 9, 2004
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION
Some body please let me know when it means my customers should satisfy me !
Thanks
Thanks
Jun 8, 2004
GOT IT !
Neocracy, Iran's political system can finally get a name !
Please let me know if such a name has been existing before!!
Please let me know if such a name has been existing before!!
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