SHAKING EARTH

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Nothing ...

Just will someday people living on our earth find some reasons for Noah Story ?

U bet this one's greater than the story and it's reality and it's the planet shake,
the earth! the Whole!

when was the last time "TIME" had changed? anyway I don't know ask the scentists,
BUT the quake has changed the time! DO u belive we've got shorter days now ? yeah, for two minutes but I think it often takes milions of years to happen, but it happened last week, in a second......

I wrote too much but .......

THAT'S HUGE

Coverage here

Do we really get used to everything ?

or is everything out there to get used to ?

let me tell you

You'll miss me after you'll have completely lost me, you'll see!

NO COMMENT

Don' give up the fight!

I think there's really a fight.
and I've always been fighting to be ME
I think I've done well but the fight goes on ,
perhabs till the End of my life
and even then nobody knows have I won or Lost
Coz' there's no other side
and you simply win when
the other side loses
But I'm going on
I'll do my best anyway
Hope I'll die Me ;)

Signs of a Brave New World

everybody knows "JUST DO IT!"

also Check:

Don't think, Just shoot!
For Sony Cybershot

Instant Artist
an Image Editing Software

Fire and Forget
For Cruise Missile

I think this Brave New World all started Someday by Nestle with its NESCAFE.

OK

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-OK
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-OK
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-WELL
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-OK
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-OK
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-I SEE
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-WELL
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-YOU KNOW ....
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-OK
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-OK
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FUCK OFF

Dream on ....

But if you expect benefits, try to dream in details
and your dream will teach you how to pass through your way in details
and you'll achieve what you've dreamed

that's my new strategy of life,
at least I've just found how I can theorize that!

so what ? ;)

Try This !

http://arabian-gulf.info/

You can also Search for Arabian Gulf in Google and See the Result ;)

OFCOURSE...

...NOT !

ON A DARK DESERT HIGH WAY...

I Was in a heavey traffic for two hours !

My First Poem for my Next Sweetheart

oooooo
I Love You !
Believe me ...
If you're a fool
I promise I'd believe you
If I were one ...

It's Me ...

it's a while I've written nothing here...

Perhabs it means I've not been ok.

when you don't feel well you can't write, you don't have time for your blog,
you have time for nothing, coz' u do nothing

and after a while when you get worse and worse,
you can do nothing else than writing,
it's just like writing on a piece of paper to put in that bottle,

and now,
I can do nothing else than writing these words...

TIME

What do you think about time ?

Have a look at This.

Now say what you think ...

ADMIRABLE

it's just her songs I don't like ...



Madonna During the Years in Pictures ,Click to see.

the former september 11

we all know that so called september 11, what happened 3 years ago,
but there has been another september 11, an American Coup in Chile,
Killing 5000 People in just one day, and ...

Read about it here.

Dangers of Dreaming

Again on dreams
Some babies who die from cot death may have stopped breathing because they are dreaming about being back in the womb.
Stop dreaming then! ;)

THE STORY HERE.

GUESS

not the jeans, Guess what that red point could be.




Well it's the first planet astronomers have seen circling another star,
in other words not circling our sun.

I really can't think of astronomers as normal people, what do you think ?

oops, the source.

To Canabis Lovers

They've finally got some benefits it may have,
although I think you lovers know other benefits,
find the article here,
Have fun
.

Love at first sight

seems it exists,
it's your problem to find out if what happaned inside you is love. ;)
Read it.

I wonder

Sometimes Dreams come true,
Sometimes Reality goes Dream...

Globalization

Hey Friends!
I'm Globalized now! ;)
Check my New Blog.

Guess what it could be and then Click here!

URGENT: Buy them a PC

Unfortunately Fundamentalists don' know much about Computer or Gaming,
if they knew the world was much safer ;)

Find the relation yourself. the guides are here:
LINK #1
LINK#2

Who knows chimps' Language?

Somebody please translate the warnings for this lovelorn!

حسين عزيز

از اين كه دل ده ها ميليون ايراني را شاد كرديد از تو متشكرم

سيد علي خامنه اي

Start and the End

I think even THE END starts somewhere,

But here, it's a long time THE END has started

and I realy like to know where it ENDS !

OLYMPICS

how many people in how many countries don't like their teams get medals?

Here I've found many!

Ants Again

Can you Imagine 100 Kilometers of Ants ?

Click and let's see!

Country X

Find It!

The Television Never shows the Olympics Opening Ceremony.
The Olympic team of the country walks into the stadium , and they walk and they walk, other teams are excited, they wave hands, dance and cheerfully go on, and the men of this team just walk to their place, what they are wearing is not a national dress, not a casual wear, not a color of their flag, not a color of olympics sign, neither a sharp funny color, nor a sad black one!!!
they are like no one, and they are not different, they are nothing.

yes, it's Iran,

Sorry, the Islamic Republic of ...

I had a chat with an american friend

- what's the time there now ?
- 1:30 a.m.
- hey , when do people often sleep in Iran?
my Iranian friends often come here after 1 a.m. !!!

what could I say ? ;)

Target Spammers !

as this weblog goes on I've created a new blog named Inbox Uncovered
there you may find Spams can be funny!

find it here
http://myspams.blogspot.com/

I'd got a little black book with my poems in

and
I've got a pair of polo shoes
and to match my shirts I've got various color ties
now!

this is not a post!

NEVER
No
Can't...
Belive me
wait
Maybe...
If
YEAH
SURE HONEY! MUAAAAAAH!

Hello darkness my old friend

not gonna sleep late tonight! ;)

and byebye!

Behind The Wall

How many people around you know about March 8th ?
How many women around you know about it ?

Ok, just go to the flower shops when your TV wants you to, and buy a rose for woman's day!

Relax

!!!!

when I can't get you
I have to forget you
but when I can't forget you
I have to get you
But now
I can't forget you
and I can't get you
and I know
if I can forget you
I can never get you

I can't forget you
you then forgive me!

Henri Cartier-Bresson

Died !


see his photography at a glance here!

About Meanjin

seems the reference of the article has been Meanjiin magazine and you may like to know more about it , here you are (about meanjin)
and I just could find a title in it's last issue which can be the source of the Article (here)

Flying carpets

Sorry I can have no Comments ...

English Readers Here
and Persian Reders Here

Tell me if you can find out more about the sources!!!

Let's go surfing now!

Many thanks to all those who've filtered Internet In Iran,
Just now when I can easily break through the filters I've tasted the real joy of surfing!

How many disaters are enough?

Want to find out more about your country?
Let me show you a way.
Simply go to Google.com and search for Iran disaster
ofcourse you'll get quite many results but notice none of them are the same,
you have as many disasters as your search results, if nothing is missing ofcourse!

Have fun!

Poetic Concepts

just when I have nothing to say I remember these two poetic concepts I've been loveing for years:

First By Leonard Cohen:
Show me slowly what I only know the limits of ...
 
and the other a song by Farhad:
زير اين سقف اگه باشه مي پيچه عطر تن تو
 لختي پنجره هاشو مي پوشونه پيرهن تو 
the translation is not poetic as the poem itself but anyway it says:
all around our nest, your body smells
and our naked windows, your shirt covers....
 
Let me say no more about them now , maybe some other time ;)
Enjoy!

NEW EDITION

I Love You in the morning
our Kisses deep and warm...

I Love You in the evening
Kisses deeper and warmer...

I Love You in the Midnight
...

Poor Ants...

They Never Understand what life is just work, work, work!
Poor Us ...

Journey

ok I'm back
It was heaven
but the ones there thought it was where we'd come from...

what do you think ?

FINALLY FREE

I'm gonna take a trip, it's about 3 years I've never been out.
work, work, work
you know I'm a bit nervous, just like a prisoner getting out after years.
 
anyway , see you when I get back after these 3 days after 3 years!!!
 

Dear Valued User !

yes! I am that
 
Access To this Site is Forbidden ....
 
oh, thanks
 
once there was news about a list of forbidden Sites, nowadays I think it's a bit difficult to have such a list, u'd better have a list of sites not forbidden and it will be something like this:
 
Hotmail
Yahoo (partially open! most banners are Blocked!)
 
I think that's enough nothing important you may find on other Sites such as IRIB or IRNA.
 
Hey, why do we call it Internet? let's have an Intranet then!
 

Sick!

You've got a message from a member of Orkut a FW:FW:FW:FW:FW message ofcourse saying Don't Join Orkut it's eveil they will get all information about you ,they will know how you look and what you eat and ... and they will kill you!
 
OK, thanks you care about my privacy but what are you doing here ? 

VOTE!

Mr. khatami is counting the reason His man is the best to be the minister of the new ministry which is supposed to bring us Social Security!

Now Listen
Mr Khatami Said Development would be a scandal without Justice, and Justice Is a dream without Social Security!

An Advice to the Dear Advisors to the president:
Please Let Him Know what development means or let other people know more about Justified and Unjustified development!

ok! let Him go on ...

He has had 3 years of experience in Social Security!

ok! ok! it may have been a mistake by the operator of the news agency, when the president has said that with such a self confidence it's atleast 30 years I know!

you know where these long 3 years of experience began?
when the President sent him to the Social Security Organization as the BOSS!

you know right now I belive that when I wake up tomorrow I will be socially Secured!!!

stll like the full story? It's here anyway...

Hot news on the way for Iran

-Bin Laden associate surrenders.

-where?

-Saudi Embassy, Tehran, Iran

-Have Fun!

Full Story Here

UNSUITABLE

and about the last post containing a phrase "unsuitable womens' wear" let me remind you unsuitable doesn't mean they are not comfortable but it means they don't suit Islamic rules, and they are mostly more comfortable. ;)

BRA FORBIDDEN

Police attacked Shops Selling Unsuitable womens' Wear, perhabs they've been sexy, but I'm thinking nothing is more sexy than a bra, they should stop shops selling bras, shouldn't they?
read the full story here.

but the pain lingers on ...

Blood, Broken Doors, Guilty Boots, and Hurt Hearts.
you didn't sleep after that for nights and days and didn't have time even to notice your anger till you remembered the night laying down on your bed looking at the cracks of the roof and the boots broke the door into your dorm and you'll remember...

do you remember ?

Make your life Extra ordinary...

And then Try hard to get it back to Normal,
don' worry, you may succeed, you may! ;)

HATE LETTER

I'm just a small boy ! ;)
But I hate Small Minded Peolpe.
Don't Come around, I beg you all!
Thanx

Godfather Died...

He was great just as I think real godfathers Immitate Him and they can't be a real Godfather as he was.


Poor Godfathers, they can never be him ! Never the Most Favorite Godfather atleast!

Internet is Bad!

"a boy made an online friendship with a girl, He said he is rich and then he stole a car and went to her house and asked to marry her, He took her and her family and showed them a shop and said it's mine and ... . but now he is arrested and the girl is really disappointed"
the summary of a full page of a daily newspaper about 2 years ago
you saw how internet was completely playing the role of Lucifer here!
It was making people to steal cars, tell lies and disappoint Girls !!!



and now Orkut is bad !!!

I'm not talking about google's Information business if it exists at all, but the reasons I've read and heard are really funny again!

Love like you'll never be hurt!

I thought it could be replaced with "Make Love like it never ends"
as I don't know what happens then, you will probably die! ;)

SMOKING KILLS!

I love these boxes with a huge warning on, this one was great. It's different and artistic. I purchased this one! ;)

Civil Society

something invented by Iranian president Khatami,
nobody in the world could think a society can be civilized, but he succeeded making such a great combination.
nowadyas tourists come to Iran to see the results, ask them for more information.

PS:
After the post "Civil War" many were confused about the smiliarities and differences between a civil war and a civil society, this was just to clarify the meanings

Civil War

happens when the sides are civilized enough to kill each other in a civilized way.

Dance like no one's watching

But some die if you don't watch them dance.

High Expectations

It was a sunny Monday.
But I prefer a Money Sunday anyway...

F or M ? (III)

- F
- BF ?

Persian Readers only !!

just one day after posting "English Bus" here I wsaw this on the rear window of an Iranian Paykan-typed in Latin Letters ofcourse-
YABABABOZORG

did you ever know ...

...you may have 1578 Friends of Friends ?

Books and Lives

Revolution
War
Bombs
Martyrs
Tragedy
Red Alert
Shelter
Missile
...and much more

why are our lives containing everything you may think just in books you can find ?

- because we are living in 3rd world!
- oh Thanks SJ !

what is who ?

World Health Organization

English Bus ( Persian Readers Only )

manmoshta'elleeshghealiyamchekonam

Have you ever thought ...

why every post here has a second version?
if yes the sense is mutual!

BOSSINI (II)

For a better world we care!

-how ?

-non of your business!it's our business!

Apology

I'm just sorry we had too much Slangs Today.
these pop-ups have really fucked me !

Just for you!

You who have nothing else than reading my blog.
Here's some suitable fun Designed just for you to waste your time a better way.


Compose Expressions with the Following Phrase, ofcourse you've read it somewhere before!!!

FUCK POP UP

Examples:

Fuck the pop up
Fuck the pop up
Fuck up the pop
and...

Best Expression may win a good fuck and I'm NOT Responsible for the meaning you may get!

Fuck Pop...

- "?!@*" Art?
- "?!@*" Corn?
- "?!@*" Music?
- "?!@*" khanandeye!!!!?
- "?!@*" ...ularity?
- "?!@*" ...ulists?


- UP!

F or M ? (II)

-M
-"I'm Polite" Good luck!

Still 100 ?

Hey , Come on!
Remaining 100 is not that exciting...

100

Why Is 100 Even more Exciting than 101?
anyways there's been 100 visits since I'm here!

I'm not useless ! ;)

I can finally see my blogs has been useful someway.
anyway babak is around with "New Look, Same Great Taste"!!!

Goodluck !

...

Read the last post ?
what could it mean ten years ago ?

F or M ?

- M
- Bye

For a better World we care..

BOSSINI !!!

how? non of your business !

hey stop ringing ...

He's guided me to a new network on Orkut, Customers can wait ;)

Passion of Christ

you know I don't think it was a religious Movie and it was the way I liked that.
I don't care it's true coz' it's been just as in the Bible.
I think it was true as it was showing Humanity Crossifed by Religion.

knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door...

- who the Hell is that ?
- I heard there's a party around!?
- Go to Hell and leave me alone!
- thank God!

How lucky we've been...

Orkut is Banned in UAE.

No news, Good news

and the news is all sites are banned,good news ?

Designer's Trick (Harmful for my customers, Never risk reading)

Never forget to leave a CLEAR MISTAKE (mistyping is recommended) in your design when you're sending it for the customer, this way your design will remain the way you like it and they will just warn you about the Mistake.

Good Luck ! ;)

Botanists Cheat or Botanists' Cheat

The can always be a winner in Loves me, Loves me not !

Googleized

Hey, Seems we're getting googleized, Search, Mail, Blog, Friends, where's the food please ?

Deputy Manager's Office or Where the colors mean Design

Him : U know , I know He won't Like this one. Once I heard he Liked a Green Bochure so much and yours is Blue, Don't u think we can make a better design to satisfy him?

Me : yes, ofcourse I'll send you some more designs [fuck you! you just take this to him please!]

Evil Gates!

a friend told me he's sent a gmail invitation to my hotmail inbox
and right now I can't login !

Measuring Jokes!

I was reading about a system developed to measure how funny a joke is!
I remembered what Mr. Keating - oh Captain,My Captain-was saying about measuring poetry.
Dead poets Society or this one

Minimal Car

It's long time I'm thinking of a minimal Concept in Car Design,
Can it Happen ?

Customer's Language -the Designer's Version-

Lesson 1: "Ofcourse you've got better Ideas" Means I want to fuck up the Logo you've designed

Lesson 2: "You know it's just for the start we've got much to do together" Means you should not think of any money here

Lesson 3: "what if it was Green here ?" Means Forget about all you've done and simply do what I say.

Lesson 4: "Good, It's about 50 percent what I want" Means I'm a kind Boss.

To be Continued ...

Telephone

Q:How did ppl live before Telephone ?
A: Calm

When I need you ...

you're not here :(

Attractions of Orkut

orkut.com
it's surprisingly Attractive, I suggest you try it yourself.
and my friends please find me there ;)



See you

TIP OF THE NIGHT

as you should wake up early in the morning Disconnect it NOW and go to sleep.

Woody Allen Misthinkins

A book by Him Named Without Feathers Is Published By Mahriz Publishing,
It's Great, Find it.

if you Make up your mind ...

you'll have a Beautiful Mind Like John Nash

Art, Luck or what ?

Artsitic, Dramatic and Amazing.
what if all these had happened before 90'?

BRAIN

Some Brains don't work.
and some don't work much.
and some work so much and it's where you should look at the owner.

anyways, once again an Analyst's Brain has worked too much and has Found Orkut is an American site to get information on Iranian Genius Students Like me! ;)

The article is here:

The Article about Orkut In Farsi

Options

If you are to choose between "Aeroplane" and "Railway"
you should choose "railway"

The Supreme Leader


Options:

A)"Airways" Or "Train"
B)"Railway" or "Camel"
C)"Chaloos" or "Bus"

Ask The Leader to get the right Option.

SEXY

Once there were just sexy girls
now we've got sexy Cars, Sexy Houses, Sexy Colors, Sexy Ideas and much more...
hey , how about a sexy God?

Seize the day ....

...And Sleep.

Turkeys

A male Turkey asks a Female Turkey "Is it Acceptable?"
and the Female Turkey Replies "it is not acceptable".

.....

Poems Everybody !

Have

I already smoked
All the cigars I should

Have

I already found
Enough dreams I can

Lose

Your heart and wait
For what I do

Lose

Your last sign of me
When I’m just gonna

Hide

Your tears
And don’t let me know you

Hide

Your love
And don’t let me

Get

What you always
Wanted to

Get

NEED YOUR HELP !

Help me for "NAME AND FAME - PART II"
Thanx.

NAME AND FAME (Part I )

Bertrand Bertrand
Merlin Monroe
Charles Chaplin
Tim Burton
Jim Jarmusch
Zinedin Zidan
Jeanne d'Arc
Nicole Kidman
Ernesto Che Guevara
Sean kanry
Alen Delon
Calvin Klein

To be continued ...

EVE !

What a sexy Champanzee !

Adam and Eve and the Rest

Once Upon a time in Hell they dreamed Heaven,
and after years of dreaming they could forget where they were,
and sentenced some to Hell

NEVER SAY NEVER

Find the one who needs Advice.
Please !

SMOKE

When I smoke, my cigarette smokes.
as I'm Smoking my cigarette then why or who is my cigarette smoking ?

VOTE !

Will Shakira and Ricky Martin be a nice couple ?

Welcome to the Hotel California !

Don't really like to disappoint you,
But it was the "Andy Version", Sorry !

Is there ...

anybody in,
out there ?

Cinderella

Mirrors have not been so usual when Cinderella was being shaped I think.
who may think of how they affect our self confidence these days ?

Mr. Cohen!

what will you look like after you're danced ?

Fidel says about che !

Something funny Castro had said speaking about Che.
the translation had destroyed it I guessed what the original text has been.
He said our enemies had make jokes about Che while he was with us as the Head of our Econimics minitry. the joke was:
an advertisement was publishe as "ECONOMIST NEEDED" and che thought they said "A Communist Needed" and he got the job !


nothing...just remembered that when I typed a Typist neede ! ;)

Comments...

Just now I can find what the attraction of blogging is ,
you know since I left my first word here I've always come back to find a second word not mine !

and...

Motning is the so called Morning.
Typist needed !

TILTEL

it sometimes means Title.
See "please let me know"

Good Morning

When I find myself in times of trouble,
I know it's motning again.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW

I think I should change the tiltel to "PLEASE LET ME KNOW" ;)

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION

Some body please let me know when it means my customers should satisfy me !
Thanks

GOT IT !

Neocracy, Iran's political system can finally get a name !
Please let me know if such a name has been existing before!!